poo!

Yesterday was a beautiful day! The weather was gorgeous. The baby was happy. Our new maid cleaned the house. We planted flowers in the garden. We ate a home-cooked meal. We went to bed early. Indeed, we were satisfied. With the baby asleep, we laid in bed each reading our magazines... when all of the sudden we heard a burst of water, as if a water balloon landed and splashed. We looked at each other and then smelled the WORST smell ever. Penny barfed on the carpet at the foot of the bed. She barfed some sort of poo!!! I immediately started gagging and ran to the toilet to barf. Matt ran downstairs to get old towels. Penny sat nearby with a I'm-terribly-sorry look on her face. Matt cleaned up as much as was possible with carpet cleaner & a box of baking soda. Tonight were renting a carpet cleaner to really get things cleaned. ...and Penny will be supervised 100% while outside from now on. (I think she ate something poo-like from the end of the alley.)

By the way, my coworkers office smells just fine today. No need for febreeze!