shhh! don't tell

While at work, I used my coworkers office (because I was kicked out of mine in order for the floor to be repaired). It was not a big deal since my coworkers were on their semester break. I needed to pump so I started. While pumping I usually peruse the internet and click away with my free hand, but in their office couldn't do that...I just sat there and was bored until I turned around in my chair to discover magnetic words on the side of the file cabinet. I started arranging the words to make funny sentences. I thoroughly entertained myself! I accidentally dropped a word on the floor. It was right next to my feet under the chair. I bent over to pick it up unknowing that the top of the funnel and bottle of the pump could leak. I spilled milk! Don't worry, I didn't start crying...but it made a mess. About an ounce of breast milk was all over my pants, the chair and the carpet. I wonder how much febreeze will be needed to remove the potential sour smell? I'll find out.